Because what better way to start off your awesome work week than with a horrible joke? What, you can't think of anything better? Didn't think so.
This one comes from my cousin, Phil.
Ya know I feel really sorry for cantaloupe.
Because... they can't get married.
"Oh, haha, Can't. Elope. Haha"
(That was you when you don't get it right away).
Ok so last weeks was early, and this one was late, maybe next week's will be on time.