Bad Joke Friday: Penguins

This amazing joke comes from a lovely lady named Melissa.

Preface: If you don't get it don't worry about it.

(You were probably never mean to).

So there are these 2 penguins sitting in a bathtub. One penguin looks at the other and asks,

"Hey can you hand me that bar of soap over there?"
The other penguin responds,

"What do I look like, a typewriter?"

hahahahahaha!!!

Ok, I really did laugh that hard at this joke the first 5 or so times that I heard it.

Melissa still has trouble telling it because she's generally laughing too hard. (It's the best).

This is what the first penguin looked like.

This is what the first penguin thought the second penguin looked like, especially when giving his answer to the enquiry of soap.



You'd be scared too.